Desperate excuses for male impotence

  • Voodoo curse
  • Masturbated vigorously at work
  • Anniversary of St. Bartholomew’s Day Massacre
  • Vitality drained in savage bar fight
  • Performance art piece on human mortality

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.