What hath God wrought?

You know, I could tell what I’ve been up to lately, but I think I’d rather just tell you about the greatest thing in the history of the universe, which is this Twitter account:

Just look at the material it highlights. This thing is gold. Gold!

• Captain N: The Game Master Kevin and Lana are informed that Charles Manson has escaped from prison
• Sailor Moon and the Sailor Scouts accidentally travels from their world to Afghanistan
• Twilight acciedentlly cast’s a perminate spell that turns her in to a lb&sc railway class e2 tank engine
• “Sometimes, I wonder where my life is headed, and all I see is this black hole of nothing.” Tails pauses, his shoulders shaking as he sobs.
• Larry the Cable Guy was right. Communism is the only justice left in this dark age! Communism is the only way to save my country
• Crazy Frog confuses everyone when he decides to join both the Bloods and the Crips.
• Dane Cook and Disturbed frontman David Draiman find out they want each other…sex happens..duh
• “Hi dad!”
  “Hi son! How was your day?”
  “Well, it’s pretty interesting. You’ve heard of Sonic the Hedgehog racing in NASCAR, right?”
  “Yeah
• It’s up to the Powerpuff Girls to stop Obama
• Donald Trump begins to panic after trapping a wasp under a cup

Oh, and in case you were wondering, I’ve been working on the anime podcast project I mentioned before.