Finally, finally, I have cable tv and high-speed Internet at home. I have now passed from late savagery and skipped straight into middle barbarism. I don’t have a tv remote, so I’m still not civilized and bourgeois, but now I have a goal in my life. After a year of no tv, I can feel my brain rotting just from being in the same room as the infernal device.
UPDATE: Sweet Jesus, there’s nothing on. Bonanza? The Young and the Restless? I thought I got cable so I wouldn’t have to watch this. Oh look, it’s old episodes of The Weakest Link. My, it’s been a while since I’ve shouted at idiots on the tv, it feels so nostalgic. Lets see,
In Dante’s “Inferno,” which of these is not one of the three men being devoured in the lowest level of hell?’
A: Judas, B: Brutus, C:Nero, D:Cassius
Good thing I wasn’t playing, I thought it was Cassius. The answer was Nero by the way.