Yes, it’s an image of a girl biting the head off a living fish. Chaika: The Coffin Princess wins the Internet for this week.
Hail to the king
Some peeps were sharing stories of video game dickery at a certain place online, and while most were so-so, this one managed to class up the joint:
In an online 8 player free-for-all in Age of Empires 2 I secretly made separate alliances with every player, then got them all to give me some resources to build a wonder so that we could win a team victory.
Wonder built, I waited until the victory timer was at about 15 seconds, and then broadcast to all "The Lannisters send their regards." and de-allied them. I alone won and they were defeated.
Cool summer
The weather this summer has been unseasonably cool in Hogtown, much like there hasn’t been anything that hot in this season of anime. And yeah, I’ve been watching Aldnoah Zero every Saturday morning, but normally I’d have more than one series occupying my viewing.
My malaise has been somewhat allayed, though, since I just saw that a new episode of Monogatari has come out. I think I’ll let the episodes pile up a bit before plowing through them, but I’d forgotten how much I liked this show. Yay for capitalism’s demand for constant production.
The names of fantasy
Just for the hell of it, I’m going to list as many names as I can remember from David Eddings’ Belgariad and Malloreon fantasy series:
- Garion
- Belgarath
- Poledra
- Polgara
- Durnik
- Torak
- Riva
- Sendaria
- Ce’Nedra
- Silk
- Zandramas
- Mallorea
- Angarak
- Tol’Nedra
- Ulgo
- Eriond
- Barak
- Mandorallen
- Vo Mimbre
Nova Prime
I’m not a racist, but objectively speaking, Xandarians look weird when they’re eating.
Catchy titles for crappy anime
Servant Girl Annihilator: somehow not the title of a really shitty anime about a waif fighting grown men while wielding a giant cannon and flashing her panties every now and then.
How odd
If you google "Hayek" you get pictures of both the Austro-Hungarian economist and the Mexican-American actress. Only one of them is in a bikini.
Also, if you google "Salma Hayek" the auto-complete appends "breast size" to your search term.
Well done, thou good and faithful servant
In future centuries, the day this video was created will be remembered as the apex of human accomplishment:
50 Cent’s music dubbed over a Jehovah’s Witness video made to convince the deaf not to masturbate (original link, now defunct)
Desperate excuses for male impotence
- Voodoo curse
- Masturbated vigorously at work
- Anniversary of St. Bartholomew’s Day Massacre
- Vitality drained in savage bar fight
- Performance art piece on human mortality
Godzilla vs. Megalon
I can’t stop watching this video.